This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
