Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
soo... how was my night?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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