Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
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