Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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