You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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