That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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