She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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