i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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