Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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