dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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