dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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