So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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