# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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