she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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