I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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