doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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