What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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