im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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