i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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