I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I had to cum in my sink.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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