You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
