When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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