i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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