You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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