He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I supernannyed him into submission
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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