K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
COCAINE IS GR8
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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