I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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