stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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