does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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