You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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