: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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