her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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