I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
