8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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