I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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