I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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