I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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