Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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