i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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