Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
