I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Even my vagina gasped.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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