I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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