Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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