I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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