does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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