Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
