Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
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