Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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