Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Come on in and take your pants off
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