i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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