Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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