so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Is it because I queefed?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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