can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Alive.
So much puke
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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