SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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